Charlie Phan was only 14 when he left his home in Antarctica and set out for America. He was a smart
kid but traveling the seas is always a challenge. He paid his way by cutting the hair of the ship's
crew. However, in an unfortunate series of events, the ship got lost at sea. Many of the crew members
claimed that the reason for the poor navigation was that the captain was so impressed with his
haircut that he wouldn't stop looking at himself in the mirror. After traveling on the sea for
about 2 years, the ship managed to go through the Bermuda Triangle, twice. It was through this
wormhole to another dimension that Charlie was able to master the art of cutting hair. It is
also in this next dimension where he met his wife Kathy. Charlie and Kathy returned but
unfortunately arrived in New York. It took them about 15 minutes to decide they hated the
environment, and especially George Steinbrenner's Yankees. After that, they moved to Danville,
California and have grown Charlies hair business ever since. Charlie cuts hair full time and if
you're lucky, you may see one of his friends from another galaxy stop by for the most famous
haircut in the universe, literally.
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